急需十个人英语表演短剧剧本
【7人英文话剧】花木兰Mulan
Summary:
Longtimeago,therewasawarinChina.Thenativeswantedtogetthelandback,whichhadbelongedtothembefore.However,thekingofthenationdidn'tallowsucharidiculousthing,andthewarfinallybroke.Unfortunately,theoddswereagainstChina.Sothekingdecidetorecruitsoldiers.
Unexpectedly,Mulan'sfather,whowasoldandweak,waschosen.Knowthatherfatherwasnotequaltothemission,Mulandecidedtodressgerselfasamantojointhearmyinsteadofherfater.
Duringthetimeinthearmy,shebecameacquaintedwihtthecaptain,LiShang,andshewasdeeplymovedbyhiscareforher.Aftertheywonthewar,shetoldthetruthfranklytohim,andLiShangaskedthekingtospareherlifefordisguisingherselfasasoldier.
Intime,theyfellinlovewitheachother,gotmarriedandlivedhappilyhereafter.
SceneI
Narrator：Longtimeage,therwasawarinChina...
德首:Getout.Thelanddoesn'tbelongtoyou.
土酋：Yourland?....Hey,hesaysthisishisland.
土酋:Wejustgetourlandback.
德首:Gotohell,youbarbarians.
土酋:Attack!
德首:Fire!Killthemall.
德首:Justwaitandsee.Myson,LiShang,willrevengehimeselfonyou.
路人甲:Yourmajesty,wearelosing.Whatcanwedo?
陛下:Eveniftheoddsareagainstus,wemustkeepgoingon.Now,whatwecandoisrecruitsoldiers.
使者:Pat....Ouch,whatareyoudoing?AreyouPat?
Pat:Yes.
使者:O.K.Iamthemessengerfromourgreatgeneral,LiShang.Thisletterisconfidential.Pleasereaditcarefully.
Mulan:What'sup?Daddy,youlooksopale,
Pat:Nothing..
Mulan:Look!
Pat:What...
Mulan:Myfatherisdying.Mybrotheristooyoung.WhatcanIdo?
路人甲乙丙丁:Whatcanshedo?
Mulan:WhatcanIdo?
Voice:Youcangotothearmyinsteadofyourfather.
Mulan:ButI'magirl.
Voice:Whynot?Youlooklikeaman.
Mulan：Right!Goodidea!Ican'tseethereasonwhyagirlcan'tbeasoldiertodefendherowncountry.
SceneII
Narrator:
Mulanbeganherlifeinthearmy.
报到
士兵:
Hey,don'tcutin.Lineup.
士兵:
Attention!Thisisourgeneral,LiShang.
LiShang:
Ijustwantyoutofollowthree"A"s.Thellthemwhatthree"A"s.
士兵:
Thethree"A"sare"Apple,airplane,adultvideo."
LiShang:
Thethree"A"sare"Action,ability,andagility."----understand?
士兵:
Yes!
LiShang:
Good!...Dismissed.
士兵领队:
Soldiers,followme!
士兵:
嘿咻..
Mulan:Ouch!
士兵:
Areyououtofbreathforrunningforashorttime?
士兵:
Youareasissyboy:Sissyboy.
士兵:
Look!Heissothinandsoweak.Howcanourcountrydependonhim?
众:
Ha,ha,ha!
LiShang:
Hey,men!Thereisnotimeforyoutochat!
LiShang:
AreyouO.K.?
Mulan:
I'mallright.
LiShang:
Gotoseethedoctorandthentakearestunderthetree.
Mulan:
Heisreallyagoodguy.Iamwonderingwhichgirlwillbeluckyenoughtomarryhim.
士兵:
Hey!Soldiers.It'stimefordinner.
士兵:
Oh..food!Food!---Hey,hereisnothingforyou.Getaway!
LiShang:
唉...Youareinferiortoothersinallaspects
LiShang:
Thisisforyou.
Mulan:
Thankyou.Sir!
LiShang:
Goandeatthere.
Mulan:
Heisreallyagoodman.Inordernottodisappointhim,I'lldomybesttobecomestronger.
(士兵举重比赛)
Narrator:
Afterbeinghumiliatedandinsultedbyothers,shewasashamedofherweakness.SoMulantriedeverywaytostrengthenherself.Sheliftedweightsanddidpush-ups.
Narrator:
Afterafewmonthsofhardtraining...
罗卜兵:
Sir!Sir!Ourenemiesarecomingbackagain.
LiShang:
What?Thosebarbariansarereturning?hey,soldiers!Takeupyourweaponandfollowme.It'stimetofight.
兵:
Fight!
Mulan:
Hey!Wakeup!Don'tsleep!Wherearetheotherguys?
罗卜兵:
They..are..fighting!
Mulan:
What!--Guys!Waitforme!
英语短剧剧本五个人的幽默的带翻译
英语短剧剧本1
ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧
B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆
B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒
T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?
S:Bajie,map!
E:(摸出，递给S)
S:Look,master(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,noftobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!
E:Oh,master!Forgiveme(伸手拿回)
T:(缩手)I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest
E:But……
T:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?
E:(递)Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.
S:FatPig!
E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….
S:Youwillwhat(凶相)?
E:(软禁)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).
S:Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood?
E:Yousee,masterishungry,too!
T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!
J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkegisaway…..
T:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?
S:Noproblem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E:Thisis…..?
S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!
T:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!
S:Bye!(走)
T:Let’splaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(变成B1)
B1:(接近三人，望着)CanIjoinyou?
T:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.
B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!
T:Bomb?(打出)
B1:DoubleKing!
T:Oh….Iwin!Em……,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!(准备开电网门)
S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1:（倒)Ah……
T:(气愤)Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!
S:Sheisamonster!
T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S:Oh,pleasedon’t……
T:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore……youopenthedoor…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!
B:(真身出现)Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?
T:Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S:（咬牙切齿）Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J:AreyouOk,master?(扶T)
J:Look,(伸食指)howmany?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(变成B3)
B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!!(哭喊)
S:I’llkillyou,monster!(打)
T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives!
S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!
T:Monster?Youarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!!
S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
E:Master,brotherMonkeyis.......
T:Scratch!Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!
B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T:（惊）Youare......
B:Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B:(抓住T)I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha......
S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)Athousandyearslater.
T:Wukong?
E:Oh,BrotherMonkey!
J:Ourheroisback!
T:I,Ican'tunderstand......Whathappened?
S:Master,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!
T:How,howdidyoufindout?
S:(沉默).......Monkey'sintuition(直觉)
N:Excuseme,whereisthecniminal?
S;Ah......youaretoolate,Nezha!(对T)I'vecalledthepolice.
N:(摇醒B)Youareunderarrest.(出示证件)YouhavetherighttoremainsilentIfyougiveuptheright,anythingyouwillsaycanandwillbeagainstyouinacourtoflaw!(带走B)
T:Wukong(S不理T)Iadmitmymistakethistime(S仍不理)I'msorry(小声)
S:What?
T:I'msorry.
S:Em?Louder,please?
T:I......am......sorry.....(S捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
T:Let'sgoguys!(歌)
S:Youarecarryingtheluggage,Iamleadingthehorse.
E:Saygoodbyetothesun,Welcomeeveningglow.
J:Sleepingontheground,againwesetoutsetout,againwesetout.
T.S.E.J:Ah......Ah......Sleepingonthegroundagainwesetout.
T:Oneaftertheothertheseasonsgoby,andoheaftertheother,theyeargoon.Youwonderwheretheroadis.Theroadisunderyourfeet.
T.S.E.J:Youuonderwheretheroadis,theroadisunderyourfeet......
(谢幕)
10人英语话剧剧本
(小沈阳)《不差钱》
（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。）
Thisshortplayissetinarestaurantnamed"ScottishTaste/Feel."UncleZhao,inhiscustomaryChinesetunicsuit,enters,carryingastringofgarliconhisbackandapheasantinhand,withhisgranddaughterYadarintow.)
UncleZhaoHereweare.
YadarHereweare.
UncleZhaoIt'sthemostpricyeatin'spotinTieling:"ScottishTease/Fool."
YadarYougotitwrong-Scottishtaste/feel,nottease/fool.
UncleZhaoAllright,taste/feel.We'regonnahaveourmealhereanyway.
YadarButit'sveryexpensive.
UncleZhaoSowhut?We'vegotthemoney,30,000yuan.Where'sthebag?
YadarWhatbag?
UncleZhaoTheyellowonewiththemoneyinit.
YadarOhno,Ileftitonthebrickbed.
UncleZhaoSowhutcanyoudoatall?I'mgoin't'roughallthisforyouandyouhadthenervetoforgetthebagonthebed!Anymoneyleftonyou?
YadarLetmesee...(Fumbling)only70-plusyuan.
UncleZhaoHere's400more.
YadarStillnotenough.
UncleZhaoNomatter.Waiter!
英语幽默短剧剧本ThePocketMoney
Scene1（AtSalesman’shome）
N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……Heiscoming!
S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,(展示)，Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money……
Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)
First,puttheflouronthetable.
Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)
Nowpress,press……
Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的神情)
Press,press……
Oh,mygod!Nevermind!Justdoit!
Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……
Nowletmecutitintopieces!
怕楼主不会英语捏!
采纳!