我想要一个英语剧本 一个三人对话小品,五分钟内,
LittleDuck
OnesunnySundaymorning,LittleDuckwenttovisithisgrandma.Onhisway,hemetMr.CatandMr.Goat,whowerebothintrouble.LittleDuckwasverykind,andhehelpedthem.Soeverybodyhadagoodday.
剧中角色：LittleDuck,Mr.Cat,Mr.Goat
（星期天,小鸭子在睡觉.电话铃响了.）
LittleDuck:Hello,thisisLittleDuckspeaking.Who’sthat?Oh,dearGrandma.Yes,I’mfine.Imissyouverymuch.I’llcometovisityouthismorning.Goodbye.
LittleDuck::Wow!Whatasunnyday!I’mgoingtovisitmygrandma.
（猫先生正在河边捉鱼.但是他总是抓不到.）
LittleDuck:Goodmorning,Mr.Cat.Howareyou?
Mr.Cat:Fine.Thankyou,andyou?
LittleDuck:I’mfine,too.Whatareyoudoing?
Mr.Cat:I’mcatchingfish!Look!It’sabigfish!ButIcan’tcatchit!
LittleDuck:Don’tworry.Letmehelpyou.
（小鸭子跳入河里,帮猫先生捉到了鱼.）
LittleDuck:Hereyouare.Haveagoodmeal.
Mr.Cat:Thankyou.It’ssokindofyou.
LittleDuck:Mypleasure.（抬头看看天色）Ihavetogonow.
Mr.Goat:Help!Help!
LittleDuck:Who’scrying?
Mr.Cat:Idon’tknow.
LittleDuck:Let’sgoandsee.
Mr.Cat:Alright.
（小鸭子和猫先生一起四处寻找.）
Mr.Cat:Here!It’sMr.Goat!
LittleDuck:What’swrongwithyou,Mr.Goat?
Mr.Goat:Iwasrunningwhilesinging.ButIrantoofastandfelldown.Mylegisbroken.Ican’tstandup.
LittleDuck:Don’tworry.Letmehelpyou.Mr.Cat,canyoudomeafavor?
Mr.Cat:Sure.
（他们把山羊先生扶起来.然后一起送山羊先生回了家.）
Mr.Goat:Thankyouverymuch.
LittleDuck:It’salright.Oh,it’stoolate.Ihavetogonow.
Mr.CatandMr.Goat:Whereareyougoing?
LittleDuck:I’mgoingtovisitmygrandma.
Mr.CatandMr.Goat:Thankyouforhelpingus.
LittleDuck:It’smypleasure.
Mr.CatandMr.Goat:Haveagoodtime!
LittleDuck:Iwill.Goodbye!
Mr.CatandMr.Goat:Goodbye!
三人英语小品剧本
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！
A:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!
B:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”
“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”
Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumboverthemeat.
A:Areyoucrazy?(yelledthecustomer),withyourhandonmysteak?
(Whatanswersthewaiter)Youwantittofallontheflooragain?
服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！
服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？
B:(Waiter:)Teaorcoffeegentlemen?
A:I'llhavetea.
C:(2ndcustomer:)Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!
(Waiterexitsreturns)
B:(Waiter:)Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?
创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？
看起来象是在仰泳，
A:Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?
Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
B:Don'tworrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.
服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
C:Nosirthat'sacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。
A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
B:Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。
A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
C:ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
A:Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup!
B:SorrysirmaybeI'veforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.
服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
A:Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!
C:Yessirit'sthehotwaterthatkillsthem.
话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
（Introduction）：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：
Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(画外音：It’syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高兴状)Thankumirror!（面对观众）
I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬):Honey,Iamcoming.
太子丹：I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!
阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~
（作杀状）太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?
阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.
太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?
阿三：Yes.ActionII（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲AreyouLimochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme?
荆轲Offcourse!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?荆轲:Wedon\'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don\'twe?Dowe?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Mommaalwayssaid:\"Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou\'regonnaget.\"Igotit,Mommaisright.
荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：Howareyou?
荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?
荆柯：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?
三人英语小品(搞笑)
语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》作者：佚名文章来源：本站原创点击数：7713更新时间：2005-11-27Wanderseveryfivemiles焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)Prologue本文转自：www.coffbar.com小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemywifeisWuSong.(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetenderthanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)Act1(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law”.L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,solazy……L:But……JM:Neverinterruptme!L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardalldaylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchickenand……JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyourson.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)Act2(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)L:Mum,I’mback!LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!WhenyouinsistedonmarryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome.Lookatyourself……L:But,mum……LM:Neverinterruptme!L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?AndI’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“IfyoudaughterHaven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgoandtellhim.(下)L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)Act3本文转自：www.coffbar.com小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影(J睡眼惺忪上)J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下)Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Nowshehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanicegirl,goandtakeherback!J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!Act4(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoandrobthewedding!A&B:Goodidea!J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgowithyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.B:Haveyougotanyexperience?J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(J和三强盗跃至台中)ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!B:AndIplantedonetree.C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---J:Giveusallyourmoney!(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?L(哭状):Ihurtalot!J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine.(下)L(起身去追):Waitforme!(跑下)(音乐起CanYouCelebrate)Amantookapairofshoestoashoerepairshopandsaidtotheshoemaker,"I'dlikeyoutorepairtheseshoesforme,please.""Certainly,sir,"theshoemakersaid."Whenwilltheybeready?"themanasked."I'mabitbusy,butthey'llprobablybereadyforyouonThursday,"hesaid."That'sfine,"themansaid,andlefttheshop.Thenextmorninghereceivedaletter,offeringhimajobinanothercountry.Within24horshewasonanairplanetohisnewjob.Twentyyearspassedandhereturnedtohishometown.Herememberedhisshoes."Theywereagoodpairofshoes,"hethought."Iwonderiftheshoemakerisstillthereandstillhasthem.I'llgoandsee."Hewaspleasedtoseethattheshoemakerwasstillinthesameshop,althoughhewasanoldmanbynow."Goodmorning,"hesaidtohim."Twentyyearsago,Ibroughtinapairofshoestoberepaired.Doyouthinkyou'vestillgotthem?""Name?"theoldshoemakerasked."Smith,"themansaid."I'llgoandsee.Theymaybeoutback."Theshoemakerwentouttothebackofhisshopandafewminuteslaterreturned,carryingthepairofshoes."Hereweare,"hesaid."Onepairofbrownshoestoberepaired.I'mabitbusynowbutthey'llprobablybereadyonThursday