英语的 超短小故事 !一段的,不少于三句话。
ClassandAss
ProfessorLaurieofGlasgowputhisnoticeonhisdoor:"ProfessorLauriewillnotmeethisclassestoday."
Astudent,afterreadingthenotice,rubbedoutthe"c".
LaterProfessorLauriecamealong,andenteringintothespiritofthejoke,rubbedoutthe"l".
班和笨驴
格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天不见他的班级。”
一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”(lass：姑娘)。
后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”(ass：笨驴)。
英语故事,最好两三句话,越少越好,越简单越好
ABrotherLikeThat
AfriendofminenamedPaulreceivedanautomobilefromhisbrotherasaChristmaspresent.OnChristmasEvewhenPaulcameoutofhisoffice,astreeturchinwaswalkingaroundtheshinynewcar,admiringit.
"Isthisyourcar,Mister?"hesaid.
Paulnodded."MybrothergaveittomeforChristmas."Theboywasastounded."Youmeanyourbrothergaveittoyouanditdidn’tcostyounothing?Boy,Iwish..."Hehesitated.
OfcoursePaulknewwhathewasgoingtowishfor.Hewasgoingtowishhehadabrotherlikethat.ButwhattheladsaidjarredPaulallthewaydowntohisheels.
"Iwish,"theboywenton,"ThatIcouldbeabrother
likethat."
Paullookedattheboyinastonishment,thenimpulsivelyheadded,"Wouldyouliketotakearideinmycar?"
"Ohyes,Idlovethat."
Afterashortride,theboyturnedwithhiseyesaglow,said,"Mister,wouldyouminddrivinginfrontofmyhouse?"
Paulsmiledalittle.Hethoughtheknewwhattheladwanted.Hewantedtoshowhisneighborsthathecouldridehomeinabigautomobile.ButPaulwaswrongagain."Willyoustopwherethosetwostepsare?"theboyasked.
Heranupthesteps.TheninalittlewhilePaulheardhimcomingback,buthewasnotcomingfast.Hewascarryinghislittlecrippledbrother.Hesathimdownonthebottomstep,thensortofsqueezedupagainsthimandpointedtothecar.
"Theresheis,Buddy,justlikeItoldyouupstairs.HisbrothergaveittohimforChristmasanditdidn’tcosthimacent.AndsomedayImgonnagiveyouonejustlikeit...thenyoucanseeforyourselfalltheprettythingsintheChristmaswindowsthatIvebeentryingtotellyouabout."
Paulgotoutandliftedtheladtothefrontseatofhiscar.Theshining-eyedolderbrotherclimbedinbesidehimandthethreeofthembeganamemorableholidayride.ThatChristmasEve,PaullearnedwhatJesusmeantwhenhesaid:"Itismoreblessedtogive..."
内容：
哥哥的心愿
圣诞节时，保罗的哥哥送他一辆新车。圣诞节当天，保罗离开办公室时，一个男孩绕着那辆闪闪发亮的新车，十分赞叹地问：
"先生，这是你的车？"
保罗点点头："这是我哥哥送给我的圣诞节礼物。"男孩满脸惊讶，支支吾吾地说："你是说这是你哥送的礼物，没花你一分钱？天哪，我真希望也能……"
保罗当然知道男孩他真想希望什么。他希望能有一个象那样的哥哥。但是小男孩接下来说的话却完全出乎了保罗的意料。
"我希望自己能成为送车给弟弟的哥哥。"男孩继续说。
保罗惊愕地看着那男孩，冲口而出地说："你要不要坐我的车去兜风？"
"哦，当然好了，我太想坐了！"
车开了一小段路后，那孩子转过头来，眼睛闪闪发亮，对我说："先生，你能不能把车子开到我家门前？"
保罗微笑，他知道孩子想干什么。那男孩必定是要向邻居炫耀，让大家知道他坐了一部大轿车回家。但是这次保罗又猜错了。"你能不能把车子停在那两个台阶前？"男孩要求道。
男孩跑上了阶梯，过了一会儿保罗听到他回来了，但动作似乎有些缓慢。原来把他跛脚的弟弟带出来了，将他安置在第一个台阶上，紧紧地抱着他，指着那辆新车。
只听那男孩告诉弟弟："你看，这就是我刚才在楼上对你说的那辆新车。这是保罗他哥哥送给他的哦！将来我也会送给你一辆像这样的车，到那时候你就能自己去看那些在圣诞节时，挂窗口上的漂亮饰品了，就象我告诉过你的那样。"
保罗走下车子，把跛脚男孩抱到车子的前座。兴奋得满眼放光的哥哥也爬上车子，坐在弟弟的身旁。就这样他们三人开始一次令人难忘的假日兜风。
那个圣诞夜，保罗才真正体会主耶稣所说的"施比受更有福"的道理。
Amancamehomeformworklate,tiredandfoundhis5yearsoldsonwaitingforhimatthedoor."Daddy,mayIaskyouaquestion?""Yeah,sure,whatisit?"repliedtheman."Daddy,howmuchdoyoumakeanhour?""Ifyoumustknow,Imake$20anhour.""Oh,"Thelittleboyreplied,withhisheaddown,lookingup,hesaid,"Daddy,mayIpleaseborrow$10"thefatherwasfurious,"Iftheonlyreasonyouaskedthatissoyoucanborrowsomemoneytobuyasillytoy,thenyougotobed."Thelittleboyquietlywenttohisroomandshutthedoor.Afteraboutanhourorso,themanhadcalmeddown.Andstartedtothink.Maybetherewassomethinghereallyneededtobuywiththat$10andhereallydidn'taskformoneyveryoften.Themanwenttothedoorofthelittleboy'sroomandopenedthedoor.”Areyouasleep,son?"heasked."nodaddy,"repliedtheboy."I'vebeenthinking,maybeIwastoohardonyouearlier."saidtheman,"Here'sthe$10youaskedfor."thelittleboysatstraightup,smiling."Oh,thankyoudaddy!"heyelled.Then,reachingunderhispillowhepulledoutsomecrumpledupbills.Themanseeingthattheboyalreadyhadmoney,startedtogetangryagain.Thelittleboyslowlycountedouthismoney,thenlookedupathisfather."Whydoyouwantmoremoney?Isyoualreadyhavesome?"thefatherasked."BecauseIdidn'thaveenough,butnowIdo.”Thelittleboyrepiied,"Daddy,Ihave$20now.CanIbuyanhourofyourtime?Pleasecomehomeearlytomorrow.Iwouldliketohavedinnerwithyou."
LittleRedRidingHood
Onceuponatimetherewasadearlittlegirlwhowaslovedbyeveryonewholookedather,butmostofallbyhergrandmother,andtherewasnothingthatshewouldnothavegiventothechild.Onceshegaveheralittleridinghoodofredvelvet,whichsuitedhersowellthatshewouldneverwearanythingelse;soshewasalwayscalled'LittleRedRidingHood.'
Onedayhermothersaidtoher:'Come,LittleRedRidingHood,hereisapieceofcakeandabottleofwine;takethemtoyourgrandmother,sheisillandweak,andtheywilldohergood.Setoutbeforeitgetshot,andwhenyouaregoing,walknicelyandquietlyanddonotrunoffthepath,oryoumayfallandbreakthebottle,andthenyourgrandmotherwillgetnothing;andwhenyougointoherroom,don'tforgettosay,"Goodmorning",anddon'tpeepintoeverycornerbeforeyoudoit.'
'Iwilltakegreatcare,'saidLittleRedRidingHoodtohermother,andgaveherhandonit.
Thegrandmotherlivedoutinthewood,halfaleaguefromthevillage,andjustasLittleRedRidingHoodenteredthewood,awolfmether.RedRidingHooddidnotknowwhatawickedcreaturehewas,andwasnotatallafraidofhim.
'Goodday,LittleRedRidingHood,'saidhe.
'Thankyoukindly,wolf.'
'Whitherawaysoearly,LittleRedRidingHood?'
'Tomygrandmother's.'
'Whathaveyougotinyourapron?'
'Cakeandwine;yesterdaywasbaking-day,sopoorsickgrandmotheristohavesomethinggood,tomakeherstronger.'
'Wheredoesyourgrandmotherlive,LittleRedRidingHood?'
'Agoodquarterofaleaguefartheroninthewood;herhousestandsunderthethreelargeoak-trees,thenut-treesarejustbelow;yousurelymustknowit,'repliedLittleRedRidingHood.
Thewolfthoughttohimself:'Whatatenderyoungcreature!whataniceplumpmouthful-shewillbebettertoeatthantheoldwoman.Imustactcraftily,soastocatchboth.'
SohewalkedforashorttimebythesideofLittleRedRidingHood,andthenhesaid:'See,LittleRedRidingHood,howprettytheflowersareabouthere-whydoyounotlookround?Ibelieve,too,thatyoudonothearhowsweetlythelittlebirdsaresinging;youwalkgravelyalongasifyouweregoingtoschool,whileeverythingelseouthereinthewoodismerry.'
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LittleRedRidingHoodraisedhereyes,andwhenshesawthesunbeamsdancinghereandtherethroughthetrees,andprettyflowersgrowingeverywhere,shethought:'SupposeItakegrandmotherafreshnosegay;thatwouldpleasehertoo.ItissoearlyinthedaythatIshallstillgetthereingoodtime.'
Sosheranfromthepathintothewoodtolookforflowers.Andwhenevershehadpickedone,shefanciedthatshesawastillprettieronefartheron,andranafterit,andsogotdeeperanddeeperintothewood.
Meanwhilethewolfranstraighttothegrandmother'shouseandknockedatthedoor.
'Whoisthere?'
'LittleRedRidingHood,'repliedthewolf.'Sheisbringingcakeandwine;openthedoor.'
'Liftthelatch,'calledoutthegrandmother,'Iamtooweak,andcannotgetup.'
Thewolfliftedthelatch,thedoorsprangopen,andwithoutsayingawordhewentstraighttothegrandmother'sbed,anddevouredher.Thenheputonherclothes,dressedhimselfinhercap,laidhimselfinbedanddrewthecurtains.
LittleRedRidingHood,however,hadbeenrunningaboutpickingflowers,andwhenshehadgatheredsomanythatshecouldcarrynomore,sherememberedhergrandmother,andsetoutonthewaytoher.
Shewassurprisedtofindthecottage-doorstandingopen,andwhenshewentintotheroom,shehadsuchastrangefeelingthatshesaidtoherself:'Ohdear!howuneasyIfeeltoday,andatothertimesIlikebeingwithgrandmothersomuch.'Shecalledout:'Goodmorning,'butreceivednoanswer;soshewenttothebedanddrewbackthecurtains.Therelayhergrandmotherwithhercappulledfaroverherface,andlookingverystrange.
'Oh!grandmother,'shesaid,'whatbigearsyouhave!'
'Allthebettertohearyouwith,mychild,'wasthereply.
'But,grandmother,whatbigeyesyouhave!'shesaid.
'Allthebettertoseeyouwith,mydear.'
'But,grandmother,whatlargehandsyouhave!'
'Allthebettertohugyouwith.'
'Oh!but,grandmother,whataterriblebigmouthyouhave!'
'Allthebettertoeatyouwith!'
Andscarcelyhadthewolfsaidthis,thanwithoneboundhewasoutofbedandswallowedupRedRidingHood.
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Whenthewolfhadappeasedhisappetite,helaydownagaininthebed,fellasleepandbegantosnoreveryloud.
Thehuntsmanwasjustpassingthehouse,andthoughttohimself:'Howtheoldwomanissnoring!Imustjustseeifshewantsanything.'Sohewentintotheroom,andwhenhecametothebed,hesawthatthewolfwaslyinginit.
'DoIfindyouhere,youoldsinner!'saidhe.'Ihavelongsoughtyou!'Butjustashewasgoingtofireathim,itoccurredtohimthatthewolfmighthavedevouredthegrandmother,andthatshemightstillbesaved,sohedidnotfire,buttookapairofscissors,andbegantocutopenthestomachofthesleepingwolf.
Whenhehadmadetwosnips,hesawthelittleredridinghoodshining,andthenhemadetwosnipsmore,andthelittlegirlsprangout,crying:'Ah,howfrightenedIhavebeen!Howdarkitwasinsidethewolf.'
Afterthattheagedgrandmothercameoutalivealso,butscarcelyabletobreathe.RedRidingHood,however,quicklyfetchedgreatstoneswithwhichtheyfilledthewolf'sbelly,andwhenheawoke,hewantedtorunaway,butthestonesweresoheavythathecollapsedatonce,andfelldead.
Thenallthreeweredelighted.Thehuntsmandrewoffthewolf'sskinandwenthomewithit;thegrandmotheratethecakeanddrankthewinewhichRedRidingHoodhadbrought,andrevived.ButRedRidingHoodthoughttoherself:'AslongasIlive,Iwillneverleavethepathbymyselftorunintothewood,whenmymotherhasforbiddenmetodoso.'
Itisalsorelatedthatonce,whenRedRidingHoodwasagaintakingcakestotheoldgrandmother,anotherwolfspoketoher,andtriedtoenticeherfromthepath.RedRidingHood,however,wasonherguard,andwentstraightforwardonherway,andtoldhergrandmotherthatshehadmetthewolf,andthathehadsaid'goodmorning'toher,butwithsuchawickedlookinhiseyes,thatiftheyhadnotbeenonthepublicroadshewascertainhewouldhaveeatenherup.
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'Well,'saidthegrandmother,'wewillshutthedoor,sothathecannotcomein.'
Soonafterwardsthewolfknocked,andcried:'Openthedoor,grandmother,IamLittleRedRidingHood,andambringingyousomecakes.'
Buttheydidnotspeak,oropenthedoor,sothegrey-beardstoletwiceorthriceroundthehouse,andatlastjumpedontheroof,intendingtowaituntilRedRidingHoodwenthomeintheevening,andthentostealafterheranddevourherinthedarkness.Butthegrandmothersawwhatwasinhisthoughts.
Infrontofthehousewasagreatstonetrough,soshesaidtothechild:'Takethepail,RedRidingHood;Imadesomesausagesyesterday,socarrythewaterinwhichIboiledthemtothetrough.'
RedRidingHoodcarrieduntilthegreattroughwasquitefull.Thenthesmellofthesausagesreachedthewolf,andhesniffedandpeepeddown,andatlaststretchedouthisnecksofarthathecouldnolongerkeephisfootingandbegantoslip,andslippeddownfromtheroofstraightintothegreattrough,andwasdrowned.ButRedRidingHoodwentjoyouslyhome,andnooneeverdidanythingtoharmheragain.
OneFridaymorning,ateachercameupwithanovelwaytomotivateherclass.Shetoldthemthatshewouldreadaquoteandthefirststudenttocorrectlyidentifywhosaiditwouldreceivetherestofthedayoff.
Shestartedwith"ThiswasEngland'sfinesthour."
LittleSuzyinstantlyjumpedupandsaid,"WinstonChurchill."
"Congratulations!"Saidtheteacher,"Youmaygohome."
Theteacherthensaid,"Asknotwhatyourcountrycandoforyou."
Beforeshecouldfinishthisquote,anotheryoungladybeltsout,"JohnF.Kennedy".
"Verygood,"saystheteacher,"youmaygo."
Irritatedthathehasmissedtwogoldenopportunities,LittleJohnnysaid,"Iwishthosegirlswouldjustshutup."
Uponoverhearingthiscomment,theoutragedteacherdemandedtoknowwhosaidit.
Johnnyinstantlyrosetohisfeetandsaid,"BillClinton.I'llseeyouMonday."
英语短篇小故事,两三句话的
《小蝌蚪找妈妈》
燕子：Hello,everybody.It’saniceday!Comehere.Let’sdance.
Everybody:Ok,Ok!I’mcoming!
mommy:Baby,baby,let’sgohome.
小蝌蚪：EverybodyhasaMommy.Whereisourmommy?Let’slookforourmommy.
（小鸭子出场）
小蝌蚪：Goodmorning!Areyoumymommy?
鸭子：No,no,no,Iamnotyourmommy.Iamaduck.Yourmommyhastwobigeyesandabigmouth.
小蝌蚪：Thankyou.
鸭子：You’rewelcome.Goodbye!
小蝌蚪：Goodbye!
（小鱼出场）
小蝌蚪：mommy!mommy!Youaremymommy!
小鱼：I’msorry.I’mnotyourmommy.Yourmommyhasfourlegs.
小蝌蚪：Thankyouverymuch!
小鱼：Becareful,baby!Goodbye!
(乌龟出场)
小蝌蚪：Issheourmommy?Shehasfourlegs.Areyoumymommy?
乌龟：No,Iamnotyourmommy.Yourmommy’sbelly(肚子)iswhite.
小蝌蚪：Ok,Iknow.Thankyou!
乌龟：Seeyou!Haveaniceday!
(小鹅子出场)
小蝌蚪：Look!Herbellyiswhite.Sheisourmommy.mommy，mommy!
小鹅子：Sorry,baby.Iamnotyourmommy.Yourmommyisgreen.
小蝌蚪：Thankyou.
小鹅子：You‘rewelcome！Goodbye！
(青蛙出场)
青蛙：Baby!Baby!I’mhere!Iamyourmommy!
小蝌蚪：Really?
青蛙：Lookatmyeyes.It’sbig!
小蝌蚪：Yes,yes!Youareright!
青蛙：Lookatmylegs.
小蝌蚪：Yes,yes!Youhavefourlegs!You’remymommy!
mommy，mommy,Iloveyou！