300字幽默英语故事
英语幽默：SecondlanguageAmothermousewasoutforastrollwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Shewatchedthecat,andthecatwatchedthemice.Mothermousebarkedfiercely,"Woof,woof,woof!"Thecatwassoterrifiedthatitranforit'slife.Mothermouseturnedtoherbabiesandsaid,"Now,doyouunderstandthevalueofasecondlanguage?"一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”Catchacold得感冒Duringthefight,theboxerswipedtheairfuriously,butcouldnothithisopponent."HowamIdoing?"heaskedthecoachattheendoftheround."Well,ifyoukeepthisup,"repliedthecoach,"hemightfeelthewindandcatchacold."
英语故事加翻译 300字
Monkeysfishingmonth
Oneday,alittlemonkeyisplayingbythewell.Hewenttointhewelllook,shouted:"oh!Mygod!Themoonhasfallenintoawell!"
Abigmonkeyrunsover,takesalook,andsays:"mygod!Themoonisreallyinthewater."
Oldmonkeyisalsorunningover.Hewassurprised,criedout:"bad,themoonisreallyinthewater."
Agroupofmonkeysruntothewell,theyseethemooninthewell,shout:"themoonisreallyinthewater!Comeon!Let'spickitout！"
Say,oldmonkeyhangsupsidedowninthebigtree,tookthebigmonkeyfeet,theothermonkeysfollow,theyjoineachotheronebyoneuntilthewell.
Theyjustwanttotouchthemoon,themoonislookingupoldmonkeyfoundhanginginheaventowardsthemlaugh!
Itexcitedtoshoutloudly:"look,themoonisstillagoodhanginginthesky!
猴子捞月
一天,有只小猴子在井边玩儿。他往井里一看,高喊道:“哦!我的天!月亮掉在井里啦!”
一只大猴子跑过来一看,说:“天哪!月亮掉在井里了。”
老猴子也跑过来。他很惊奇,喊着说:“糟了,月亮掉在井里了。"
一群猴子跑到井边来,他们看到井里的月亮，喊到:“月亮掉在井里了!快来!让我们把它捞出来吧!”
说着，老猴子倒挂在大树上，拉住大猴子的脚，其他的猴子一个个跟着，它们一只连着一只直到井里。
他们刚要摸到月亮的时候，老猴子抬头发现月亮正挂在天上冲他们笑呢！
它兴奋地大叫：“快看，月亮还好好的挂在天上呢！”
英语故事短文300字
ALittleHorseCrossingtheRiver
小马过河
Thereareanoldhorseandalittlehorseonafarm.Onedaytheoldhorseasksthe
littlehorsetosendthewheattothemill.Thelittlehorseisveryhappy.Hecarriesthe
wheatandrunstowardthemill.Butthereisariverinfrontofthelittlehorse.Hestops
anddoesnotknowwhattodonext.JustthenAuntCowispassingby.
Thelittlehorseasks,“AuntCow,pleasetellme.CanIcrosstheriver”.
AuntCowanswers,“Itisnotdeep,youcancrossit.”
Whenthelittlehorsebeginstocrosstheriver,alittlesquirrelshoutsathim,“Little
horse,don'tcrossit,youwillbedrowned.Yesterdayoneofmyfriendswasdrowned
inthisriver.”
Thelittlehorseisveryafraid.Finallyhedecidestogohomeandaskhismother.
Theoldhorseasks,“WhydoyoutakethewheatbackWhat'swrongwithyouMy
child.”
Thelittlehorseanswerssadly,“Thereisariverinfrontofme.AuntCowsaiditwas
notdeep.Butthelittlesquirrelsaiditwasdeep.WhatshallIdo”.
Theoldhorsesays,“Mychild,youshouldtrytocrosstheriverbyyourself.Ifyoudo
nottry,howdoyouknowtheriverisdeepornot”.
Thelittlehorsecarriesthewheatandreturnstotheriverside.Atlast,hesucceedsin
crossingtheriver.Now,Heknowshowdeeptheriveris.
