英语对白的小段子
我编了个四人在校园相遇后,一起聊天的小对话.不知你是否喜欢?
人物:XiaoLing(X),Lanlan(L)Yani,(Y)Songtao(S)
地点:校园
XiaoLingandLanlanareontheirwaytothedormitory.XiaoLingdropsabookandYaniandSongtaowhohappentoberightbehindthem,pickupthebookandgiveitbacktothem.
Y:Excuseme,isthisyourbook?
X:Thankyousomuch.
Y:Youarewelcome.Areyounewadmits?
X:yes.Wejustcametoregisteryesterday.MynameisXiaoling.Nicetomeetyou.ThisismybesthighschoolfriendLanlan.
Y:MynameisYani.Nicetomeetyou,too.Thisismyfriendsincechildhood,Songtao.
S:hi!Webothcamefromxxx.
L:really?Iamfromthatcity,too.Wearealltownfellowsaren’twe?.It’ssuchasmallworld.
S:absolutely.Webothmajorincomputerscience.What’syourmajor?
X:accounting.Idon’treallylikeit.Butmyparentssaidthisschooloffersexcellentaccountingprogramsanditwillbeeasierformetogetajoblateron.
L:Mymajoriseducation.Iwanttobeateacher.Ithinkitiscool.
S:IpickedmyownmajorbecauseIknowwhatIwant.Ijustlikecomputersalot.Iwouldliketobeacomputerprogrammerinthefuture.
Y:Well,Idon’tknowwetherIreallylikeitornot.IjustfollowSongtaowherehegoes.
X:Ifeelbadforthosestudentswhomakeittothetopbuthadtoquitschoolbecauseoffinancialproblems.
S:MyparentspaidsomeofmytutionandIsaidtomyselfthatIwanttobeasomebody.ButnomatterhowmuchIdo,Iwillneverbeabletorepaymyparentsforwhattheyhavedoneforme.
L:IthinkIwillfindsomeoffcampusjobsinsummer.Idon’twanttobeaburdentomyfamily.Myparentshavebeenworkinghardalltheirlives.
X:Lanlan,youaregreat.
S:look.Theboysareplayingbasketballnow.Iwilljointhem.Seeyou!
X:let’skeepintouch,ok?
L:Idon’thaveacellphone.CanIsendyoue-mails?
Y:Sure.Hereismycellphonenumber.12345678
Andthisismye-mailaddress.Pleasewritetome.
L:Iwill.
X:thisismine.:22334455.Iamsogladtomeetyou.Takecare!
YandS:bye!
M:hi,Dan,whatareudoing?
D:Iamplayingwarcraft.
M:WhereisTommy?
D:Shiiiii!
M:What?What'sthematter?
D:Don'tusee?Heisstillsleeping.
M:Mygoodness!Ican'tbelievethis!It’salmostnine.Hegottogetupnow.Don'turememberwearerequiredtomakeupathreepeopledialoguefortomorrow'soralclass?
D:Yes,Ido.YouwakeupTommyandIwillplayonemoreroundofwarcraft.
M:You'dbetterstopplayingrightnow.Wedon'thavemuchtimetopreparethisdialogue.Tommy!Tommy!Wakeup!Timetowakeup!
T:fivemoreminutes,please.
Mike:Noway,Jose.Timereallyflies.Westillhavealottodo.Hurryup.
T:(Tommysitsupinhisbed)CanIliedowntwomoreminutes,please,justtwomoreminutes?whenDannyfinisheshisgame,Iwillbefine.(Yawns)Idon'tknowwhyIamsososleepy.(Tommyliesdownagain.)
M:Guys!!!Iamreallyangrynow.Timewaitsfornobody.Ifyoutwodon'tstopwhatyouaredoingnow,Iwillfindsomebodyelsetobemypartners.
M:That'smorelikeit.Weneedwillpower.
DandT:whatiswillpower?
M:Willpoweristryinghardnottodosomethingthatyoureallywanttodo.
D:Youmeanliketryingnottoplaywarcraft?
Mike:right.
T:youmeanliketryingnottostayuplate?
M:right.
Dannyturnsoffhiscomputer.Tommygetsupandgoestothebathroom.
Twominuteslaterthethreemaskeettersareworkingontheirassignment.
Danny:Mike,canItakealittlebreak?Letmeplayoneroundandwewillcontinueourwork?
Tommy:Mike,CanIliedownaminute?Mybackhurts.
Mike:No!No!No!Let'sfinishourworkfirstbeforewedoanything.Weneedwillpower!!!
DannyandTommy:that'strue.Weneedwillpower!Welistentoyou.
Dr.Jiang:Hello,Michael.Howareyoufeelingtoday?Michael:Nottoobad,thanks.ButmyleftlegstillhurtswhenImoveit.Dr.Jiang:Oh,don'tworry.YourX-raysshowit'snothingserious.LetmecheckitoverMichael:Ohch!Dr.Jiang:Sorry,Michael.Here,takethesepills.Twopillseachtime,threetimesadayMichael:Thanks.Dr.Jiang:Stayinbedanddon'tmoveyourlegtoomuch.Michael:Allright,Dr.Jiang.(Maria,JaneandKangkangcometothehospitaltovisitMichael.)Kangkang:Hey,Michael.Howareyoufeelingtoday?Michael:Muchbetter,thanks.Jane:Youshouldstayinbedandhaveagoodrest.Maria:you'dbetternotmoveyourlegtoomuch.Michael:Yes,Iknow.Thankyou.
超简短的英语笑话段子
超简短的英语笑话段子
超简短的英语笑话段子：Whathasahead,atail,andnobody?Acoin!
超简短的英语笑话段子(一)顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了!
服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫!
Diner:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!
Waiter:Don'tworry,Sir,it'snotthathot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上!”
“什么?”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上?”
Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumboverthemeat.
"Areyoucrazy?"yelledthecustomer,"withyourhandonmysteak?"
"What"answersthewaiter,"Youwantittofallontheflooragain?"
服务员：茶或咖啡?先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子?
Waiter:"Teaorcoffee,gentlemen?"
1stcustomer:"I'llhavetea."
2ndcustomer:"Me,too-andbesuretheglassisclean!"
(Waiterexits,returns)
Waiter:"Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?"
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?
看起来象是在仰泳，先生……
Waiter,what'sthisflydoinginmysoup?
Um,lookstometobebackstroke,sir...
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!
别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
Waiter,there'saflyinmysoup!
Don'tworrysir,thespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.
服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇!
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
Waiter,there'saflyinmysoup!
Nosir,that'sacockroach,theflyisonyoursteak.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!
别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。
Waiter,there'saflyinmysoup!
Keepitdownsir,orthey'llallbewantingone.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!
我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。
Waiter,there'saflyinmysoup!
ItsOK,Sir,there'snoextracharge!
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!
对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
Waiter,thereisaflyinmysoup!
Sorrysir,maybeI'veforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.
服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇!
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
Waiter,there'sadeadflyinmysoup!
Yessir,it'sthehotwaterthatkillsthem.
服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇!
1美元你想要什么——活的.?
aiter,there'sadeadflyinmysoup!
Whatdoyouexpectfor$1-aliveone?
服务员，汤里有只蜜蜂!
是的，先生，今天苍蝇放假。
Waiter,waiter,there'sabeeinmysoup.
YesSir,it'sthefly'sdayoff.
服务员，来杯咖啡，不加奶油。
对不起，先生，奶油没了，不加奶怎么样?
Waiter,I'dlikeacupofcoffee,please,withnocream.
I'msorry,sir,butwe'reoutofcream.Howaboutwithnomilk?
服务员，你的领带在我的汤里了。
没关系，先生，它不缩水。
Waiter,yourtieisinmysoup!
That'sallright,sir,it'snotshrinkable.
超简短的英语笑话段子(二)Wife:"Howwouldyoudescribeme?"
妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?
Husband:"ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife:"Whatdoesthatmean?"
妻子：那是什么意思?
Husband:"Adorable,beautiful,cute,delightful,elegant,fashionable,gorgeous,andhot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife:"Aw,thankyou,butwhataboutIJK?"
妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
Husband:"I'mjustkidding!"
丈夫：开个玩笑!
超简短的英语笑话段子(三)Teacher:whoeveranswersmynextquestion,cangohome.
老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。
Oneboythrowshisbagoutthewindow.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher:whojustthrewthat?!
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy:Me!I’mgoinghomenow.
男孩：我!我现在要回家了。
;求英语小段子,故事笑话都行,越短越好,最好带上中文翻译
GoodBoy
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"
"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.
"You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?"
"Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Thesix-year-oldJohnwasterriblyspoiled（被宠坏的）.Hisfatherknewit,buthisgrandmadotedonhim.Hehardlyleftherside.Andwhenhewantedanything,heeithercriedorthrewatempertantrum（乱发脾气）.Thencamehisfirstdayofschool,hisfirstdayawayfromhisgrandmother'slovingarms.
Whenhecamehomefromschoolhisgrandmamethimatthedoor.
Wasschoolallright?sheasked,Didyougetalongallright?didyoucry?
Cry?Johnasked.No,Ididn'tcry,buttheteacherdid!
六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。
约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？
哭？约翰问，不，我没哭，可老师哭了。
mylittledogcan'tread
Mrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!
Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvertisementinthepapers!
Mrs.Brown:It'snouse,mylittledogcan'tread.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，
亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”