英语话剧剧本推荐 5人 内容简单易懂
英语话剧剧本推荐如下:
剧本名字TheBus。
AStoryaboutLoveandStinkyFeet。
(5-6人英语剧本,公交车上的故事,适合大学生活,关于爱和臭脚的故事。)
FemalestudentA:,FemalestudentB,FemalestudentC,BoyA:WangChiang-rui
BoyB,Oldwoman。
SceneOne:
Threefemalestudentsarechattingonabus.Becausealltheseatsaretaken,theyarestanding,holdingontosomeplasticringshangingdownfromthebusroof.Twoboysaresleepingintheirseats.
Thenthebusarrivesatastopandanoldwomangetson.Shelooksattheseats.Seeingnoemptyseats,shestandsnexttoafemalestudentandholdsontoaplasticring.
Oldwoman:There'renoemptyseats.IguessI'llhavetostand.
(Thefemalestudentsfindtheoldwomannothavingaseat.Theywanttohelpherfindonetositin.)
FemalestudentA:Weshouldfindaseatforher.
FemalestudentB:Right.Thosetwobadboysdidnotgivetheirseatstoher.
(Thetwoboyscontinuetosleep.)
FemalestudentC:Weshouldfindaseatforher.
FemalestudentsA&B:Yes.
(FemalestudentAgoestoBoyAandtapsonhisshoulder.)
FemaleStudentA:Excuseme,couldyougiveyourseattothatoldlady?
(BoyAstretchesandcontinuestosleep.FemalestudentsAandBlookateachother.FemalestudentBtapsonBoyA'sshoulder.)
FemaleStudentB:Hey!Canyougiveyourseattothatoldlady?
BoyA:(wakesup)IlinedupfortwentyhoursyesterdaytobuyA-Mei'snewalbum.I'mverytired.I'msorryIcan'tgivemyseattotheoldlady.(continuestosleep)
FemalestudentC:Whatshouldwedo?
FemalestudentB:Let'sasktheotherboy.
BoyB:(getsupsuddenly)Ah!
All:(startled)Ah!
FemalestudentB:Whathappened?
FemalestudentC:Whydidyouscream?
BoyB:Ihadanightmare.Itwasterrible.
FemalestudentB:Excuseme,canyougiveyourseattothatoldlady?
(BoyBfallsasleep.)
FemalestudentA:Hello!IsitOKforyoutomakeroomforthatoldlady?
BoyB:Letmesleep,please.IreadanEnglishnovelallnightlastnightanddidn'tgetanysleep.Canyouletmesleepforawhile?
FemalestudentA:Well,we'vetried.
FemalestudentB:Theyoungmanisreallybrash.
Oldwoman:Thankyou,youngladies!I'mOK!Don'tthinkI'manoldwoman.Iamhealthy.(makesafewkickslikeayoungman)
FemalestudentC:Maybeweworrytoomuch.Theoldlady'sveryhealthy.
(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyandtheoldwomanfallsover.ItmakesBoyAwakeup.)
BoyA:Oh!AreyouOK?
Oldwoman:Oh!Oh!Mywaist!
BoyA:Youcantakemyseat.(helpstheoldwomantotheseat)
FemalestudentC:Hmm.Hejustgothisconscience.
FemalestudentA:Yeah!Iwasjustabouttosaytheygotnomanners.
FemalestudentB:Yeah.Ithoughthewasacold-bloodedanimal.
BoyA:Hey!Watchyourownmanners.I'vegivenhermyseat.I'mreallyverytired.
(AtthistimeBoyBisembarrassed.Hedaresnotcontinuetosleep.)
Oldwoman:Thankyou,youngman.I'moldanduseless.
BoyB:Don'tsaythat.IfI'dgivenyoumyseatearlier,theaccidentwouldn'thavehappened.
(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyagain.BoyAfallsdown.)
SceneTwo:
(TheOldwomanandBoyBsitintheseats.BoyAisstandingbehindthethreegirlsanddrowsing.Thethreegirlscontinuetochat.BoyAisdrowsingcarelesslyandbumpsintoFemalestudentA'sbody.)
FemalestudentA:Oh!Whotouchedme?(turnsherheadaroundandsees
BoyAstandingbehindher)It'syou,right?
BoyA:What?
FemalestudentB:Why?Youdiditintentionally,didn'tyou?
BoyA:Wait.Ididn'tdoanything.
FemalestudentC:Youtouchedherintentionally,right?
BoyA:Hey,I'mnotthatkindofperson.(looksatBoyB)Hey…Isityou?
BoyB:(confusedandshakeshishead)Notme.Iwassleeping.
(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyagain.BoyAbumpsintoFemalestudentAagain.)
FemalestudentA:(angry)Stillsayingitwasn'tyou?Youpig!
BoyA:Ididn'tmeanit.
Oldwoman:Nowadaysboysarenotthesameasthoseinthepast.Boysinthepastwereallverypolite.Nowboysarereckless.
FemalestudentC:Nowwhatdoyouhavetosay?Apologizetoher.Hurry!
BoyA:Alright!Alright!(tofemalestudentA)I'msorry.
(FemalestudentAignoreshimandcontinuestochatwiththeothertwogirls.)
BoyA:It'snotmydaytoday.
BoyB:Gentlemendon'tfightwithwomen.Andshe'snonicewoman.
Oldwoman:Nowadaysgirlsdon'thavegoodtemper.Timereallychanged.
BoyB:Olderpeopleknowmorethanus.
Oldwoman:WhenIwasayoungstudent,Igotlovelettersfrommanymeneveryday.Forthesakeofmanners,Iwentoutwithdifferentmeneveryday.
(BoysAandBdon'tknowwhattosay.Suddenlythebusdriverhitsthebrake.TheoldwomanbumpsintoFemalestudentC'ships.)
FemalestudentC:(surprised)You.....
(TheoldwomanlooksatFemalestudentCandsaysnothing.)
Oldwoman:Youhavenicehips.
FemalestudentB:Ican'tbelievetheoldwomaniscapableofsexualharassment.
FemalestudentC:Maybenowadaysoldpeoplearenotthesameasthoseinthepast.
FemalestudentA:Maybeafterlosingherhusband,shefeelslonely.
FemalestudentB:Ah!Hereweare.Let'sgetoff.
FemalestudentC:We'dbetterstayawayfromthosestrangepeople.
(Femalestudentsgetoffthebus.)
BoyB:Whoarethosestrangepeople?They'rerealstrange.(helpstheoldwoman
up)AreyouO.K.?Thoseyounggirlshavenosympathy.
Oldwoman:(feelsBoyB'shand)Youalsohaveapairofveryfinehands.
BoyB:(startled)What?
BoyA:Thisoldwomanisalsoverystrange.
BoyB:Let'sgo!
Oldwoman:Don'tbeshy,youngman.Ihaveheldsuchkindofhandforalongtime.
(BoyBfreeshimselffromtheoldwoman'shandandgetsoff.)
Oldwoman:(looksatBoyA)You'renice,too.
BoyA:Hmm,good-bye.(getsoff)
求六人英语搞笑短剧,3-5分钟,感激不尽!
英语幽默短剧剧本ThePocketMoney
Scene1(AtSalesman’shome)
N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……Heiscoming!
S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,(展示),Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money……
Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)
First,puttheflouronthetable.
Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)
Nowpress,press……
Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的神情)
Press,press……
Oh,mygod!Nevermind!Justdoit!
Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……
Nowletmecutitintopieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs英文短剧本
旁白:Onceuponatime,therewasaqueen.ShehadaprettydaughternamedSnowWhite.Soonafterthechildwasborn,thequeendied.Thequeenmarriedanotherqueen.Thestepmotherwasveryjealous.ShedressedSnowWhiteinragsandforcedhertodothehouseworkalldayandallnight,suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.
白雪:(Sweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.)
皇后:I’mthenewqueen.I’mverybeautiful.yousee.Ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,I’llkillher.Ihaveamagicmirror.IfIwanttoknowsomething,Itwilltellmesurely.Now,mirror,mirror,comehere!
魔镜:Yes,I’mcoming.YourMajesty!Whatdoyouwanttoknow?
皇后:Mirror,mirror,onthewall.Whoisthefairestoftheall?
魔镜:Yes.YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall,Ithink.Butthereisayounglady.Sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasebony.Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanyou.
皇后:Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?Whoisshe?Tellmequickly.
AprilFool'sDay
N:Manyyearsago,onApril1,abodyhadbirth.Hisfathercalledhim"foolman",nobodylikehimexcepthismother.Howtimeflies!
F:Mum,I'meithteenyearsold,soIwillleavethisfamily.
Mum:Allright,butpleaseseemeattimes.Thisisabottleofdrink,apieceofdrybread.Remember:takegoodcareofyourself,bye!
N:Hecametoaforest,andmetanuglyman.
U:Hello!I'mveryhungryandthirsty,couldyougivemesomethingtodrinkandeat,please?
F:Ok,here.
U:Oh,thanksverymuch!Now,Iwillgo.Oh,thisstickisforyou,itwillbringlucktoyou.Goodluck!
N:Thefoolmanreachedarestaurant,thebosshadtwodaughters,theyfoundthestickverybrightly.
D1:Oh,howbeautifulitis!Iwantit,it'sgreat!(上前抓木棒,却被粘在上面)Oh!Dear!Ican'tleaveit!(吃惊地)
D2:Sister,whatareyoudoingthere?Doyouwantthisstickyourself?No,Iwillgetapartofit!Weareparent'sdaughters,Imustgetapartofitlikeyou!(走向木棒)
D1:Don'tcome!Don'tcome!It'sdangerous!
D2:Youcancome,soIcancome,too!(也被粘在木棒上)Oh,mygod!What'swrongwithme?
D1:Whatapity!
N:Foolmandidn'tmindatall,afterthemealhetookthestickleavetherestaurant.Ofcourse,twogirlfollowedhim.Inthefieldtheymetanoldscientist.
S:Oh!Terrible!Youtwogirlsfollowaboy.Howsillyofyou!Iwilltakeyoubackhome,andtaketheboytothepolicestation.(抓stick,也被粘住)Oh!Badluck!Terrible!
N:Afewdayslater,theygottoastrangecountry.Thekinghadadaughter,butsheneversmiledorlaughed.
King:Whocanmakehersmileorlaugh,she'llbehiswife.
F:Letmetry,PerhapsIcan.
N:Thentheywenttoseeher.Shesawfoolmanandhisfriendslaughedandlaughed.
k:Ok,youmakeherlaugh,nowletuslookatyour生辰八字.Whichdayisyourbirthday?
F:April1.转自:
K:Oh!Whatagreatboy!Doyouknowmycountry'sname?Letmetellyou:itcalled"FoolWorld"!Verysuitsyou,right?!
N:Theresultis——Thefollmanlivedhappilywithhiswifeuntiltheydied.Thatiswhywenowhaveaholidaycalled:"AprilFool".
《臭脚的故事》英语话剧剧本
AStoryaboutLoveandStinkyFeet
byDr.SofiaChen陈南妤
超级搞笑,哈哈哈
从前,一个巫婆有一双臭脚,人们都很讨厌.所以,她想找一个人换掉她的双脚.
有一天她来到"香国".她发现,人人都有双香脚.一天王子午睡,巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚.
有一位公主,她总是失眠.虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法,她还不能睡觉.国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿.
最后,他们就发现了一个方法:每当公主无法入睡,她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚,然后她将睡得很好.
最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起.
人物
Ada:Littlegirl
Candy:Queen
Evander:King
Evelyn
Joel:Prince
Rita:Singer/Woman
Yilina:Witch
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Summary
Onceuponatime…Awitchhadapairofstinkyfeet.Theywereverydisgusting.So,shewantedtofindapersontochangeherfeet.
Andonedayshefliedto“FragranceCountry”.Shefoundeveryonetherehadapairoffragrantfeet.Andtheprincehadthemostfragrantpairoffeet.Theprincetookanapandsnoredunderthetree.Atthattime,thewitchexchangedherownstinkyfeetwiththeprince’sfragrantfeet.
Therewasaprincesswhocouldn’tsleepin“BeautyCountry”.Althoughthekingandthequeentriedmanymethods,shestillcouldn’tsleep.Thekingandthequeenwereveryworriedabouttheirdaughter.
Andthen,theydiscoveredaperfectmethodfortheprincesstofallasleep:Whenevertheprincesscouldn’tsleep,sheonlyhadtosmelltheprince’sstinkyfeet,andthenshewouldsleepverywell.Intheend,theprinceandtheprincesslivedhappilytogether.
SCENEI
(Oneafternoon,agirl,Ada,isreadingabook)
Ada:Oh~whataninterestingstory!Onceuponatime…Awitchhadapairofstinkyfeet.Theysmeltworsethanstinkytofu.Theywereverydisgusting.So,shewantedtofindapersontochangeherfeet.
Ada:Andonedayshefliedto“Fragrancecountry”.Shefoundeveryonetherehadapairoffragrantfeet.Andtheprincehadthemostfragrantpairoffeet.Theprincetookanapandsnoredunderthetree.
Witch:(screamingandlaughinganddancing)I’mthemostperfectwitchwhohasbothbeautyandintelligence.Moreandmorepeoplefallformy…my…feet!Ohno,myfeet!I’msuchacharmingwitch,butwhydomyfeetstinksomuch?Everyonefaintswhentheysmellmyfeet.Thesmellofmyfeetcankillmice.Oh,Idon’twanttolive.Iwanttoflyaway!
(FlyingtotheFragrancecountry)
Witch:(Crying)Ihatemyfeet!Ihatemyfeet!(inalowvoice)Ha-ha,what’sthesmell?Itsmellssosweet.(Searching)Oh.Whatahandsomeboy.(Comecloserandtakeadeepbreath)Oh,oh,oh,whydohisfeethavesuchasweetsmell?It’sjustnotfair!(Angrily)Notfair!Look,he’ssleepingandsnoring.Letmeexchangemyfeetwithhis!(Doingmagicandlaughingloudly)Oh,myfeet.Yousmellsosweet!NowI’mreallythemostcharmingwitch.(Flyaway)
Prince:(Asleepanddreaming)Oh!Whatabeautifulgirlyouare!Youaremyonlyone–mydearprincess.
Prince:(Wakeup!)Oh~what’swrong?Whatabadsmell!Theroomsmellsofstinkytofu.Isitmytable?Myhand?Mychair?Myhead?Ormywindow?Ohno!It’smyfeet.Ihaveapairofstinkyfeet.Howdidithappen?(Holdontohishead.)(Runaway)Ican’tbelieveit!
SCENEII
(Theprinceiswalkingandseessomecrowsontheway.)
Prince:Oh~therearemanycrows.
CrowA:Pleasegoaway…
CrowB:Quickly!It’sfullofbadsmellhere.
Crows:Wearegoingtodie,becauseyourfeetaretoodisgusting.
Prince:Oh!Iamsosorry…Myfeetcauseyoumuchtrouble…Sorry~!
(Princecontinuestowalk.Heseessomeflowers.)
Prince:Hum~Iliketheperfumeofflowers.
FlowerA:Oh!Ican’tlivewithoutfreshair.
FlowerB:Keepyourfeetfarawayfromus,please.
Flowers:Yourfeetaretoodisgusting.
Prince:Whydoeseveryonedislikeme?IamsosadandIamsorryformakingyoufeelbad.
(Princecontinuestowalk.)
Prince:WhatcanIdo?Iwantmysweet-smellingfeetback.
(Manystrangersarebuyingfromvendorsontheroad.)
StrangerA:Didyoustepinsomething?Checkyourshoes.
StrangerB:Oh!Don’ttalknonsense.
StrangerC:Iknowwherethatbadsmellcomesfrom.It’shim.
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Prince:Ican’tbelieveit!Mydisgustingfeethavemagicpower!
Queen:Oh!Don’tsaythat!Theyarenotdisgustingatall.Congratulations!Youaregoingtomarrymydeardaughter.
King:Yes!Thisisahappyending.
Ada:Whenevertheprincesscouldn’tsleep,allshehadtodowastosmelltheprince’sstinkyfeet.Andthen,shewouldsleepverywell.Intheend,theprinceandtheprincesslivedhappilytogether.
英语短剧剧本五个人的幽默的带翻译
英语短剧剧本1
ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster
人物:T唐僧S:孙悟空E:猪八戒J:沙僧
B:白骨精B1:B变成的村姑B2:B变成的太婆
B3:B变化成的老头N:哪吒
T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?
S:Bajie,map!
E:(摸出,递给S)
S:Look,master(凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)
T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,noftobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!
E:Oh,master!Forgiveme(伸手拿回)
T:(缩手)I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest
E:But……
T:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?
E:(递)Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.
S:FatPig!
E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….
S:Youwillwhat(凶相)?
E:(软禁)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).
S:Hm!
T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood?
E:Yousee,masterishungry,too!
T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!
J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkegisaway…..
T:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?
S:Noproblem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)
E:Thisis…..?
S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!
T:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!
S:Bye!(走)
T:Let’splaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(变成B1)
B1:(接近三人,望着)CanIjoinyou?
T:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.
B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!
T:Bomb?(打出)
B1:DoubleKing!
T:Oh….Iwin!Em……,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!(准备开电网门)
S:(回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1:(倒)Ah……
T:(气愤)Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!
S:Sheisamonster!
T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S:Oh,pleasedon’t……
T:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore……youopenthedoor…(泰坦尼克主题曲,走音离谱)
S:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T:(呛住,咳)Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!
B:(真身出现)Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?
T:Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡)
S:(咬牙切齿)Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2)
E&J:AreyouOk,master?(扶T)
J:Look,(伸食指)howmany?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(变成B3)
B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!!(哭喊)
S:I’llkillyou,monster!(打)
T:(想阻止,未及)You,you.....(险些晕,E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives!
S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!
T:Monster?Youarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!!
S:(悲,离去)(音乐,营造“假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》
E:Master,brotherMonkeyis.......
T:Scratch!Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!
B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T:(惊)Youare......
B:Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!(E,J去阻斗,被击退)
B:(抓住T)I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha......
S:(悄悄走到B后,打B,B晕)Athousandyearslater.
T:Wukong?
E:Oh,BrotherMonkey!
J:Ourheroisback!
T:I,Ican'tunderstand......Whathappened?
S:Master,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!
T:How,howdidyoufindout?
S:(沉默).......Monkey'sintuition(直觉)
N:Excuseme,whereisthecniminal?
S;Ah......youaretoolate,Nezha!(对T)I'vecalledthepolice.
N:(摇醒B)Youareunderarrest.(出示证件)YouhavetherighttoremainsilentIfyougiveuptheright,anythingyouwillsaycanandwillbeagainstyouinacourtoflaw!(带走B)
T:Wukong(S不理T)Iadmitmymistakethistime(S仍不理)I'msorry(小声)
S:What?
T:I'msorry.
S:Em?Louder,please?
T:I......am......sorry.....(S捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)
T:Let'sgoguys!(歌)
S:Youarecarryingtheluggage,Iamleadingthehorse.
E:Saygoodbyetothesun,Welcomeeveningglow.
J:Sleepingontheground,againwesetoutsetout,againwesetout.
T.S.E.J:Ah......Ah......Sleepingonthegroundagainwesetout.
T:Oneaftertheothertheseasonsgoby,andoheaftertheother,theyeargoon.Youwonderwheretheroadis.Theroadisunderyourfeet.
T.S.E.J:Youuonderwheretheroadis,theroadisunderyourfeet......
(谢幕)