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英语剧本5人版短剧幽默?英语剧本5人版短剧幽默烟

剧本名字TheBus。

AStoryaboutLoveandStinkyFeet。

(5-6人英语剧本,公交车上的故事,适合大学生活,关于爱和臭脚的故事。)

FemalestudentA:,FemalestudentB,FemalestudentC,BoyA:WangChiang-rui

BoyB,Oldwoman。

SceneOne:

Threefemalestudentsarechattingonabus.Becausealltheseatsaretaken,theyarestanding,holdingontosomeplasticringshangingdownfromthebusroof.Twoboysaresleepingintheirseats.

Thenthebusarrivesatastopandanoldwomangetson.Shelooksattheseats.Seeingnoemptyseats,shestandsnexttoafemalestudentandholdsontoaplasticring.

Oldwoman:There'renoemptyseats.IguessI'llhavetostand.

(Thefemalestudentsfindtheoldwomannothavingaseat.Theywanttohelpherfindonetositin.)

FemalestudentA:Weshouldfindaseatforher.

FemalestudentB:Right.Thosetwobadboysdidnotgivetheirseatstoher.

(Thetwoboyscontinuetosleep.)

FemalestudentC:Weshouldfindaseatforher.

FemalestudentsA&B:Yes.

(FemalestudentAgoestoBoyAandtapsonhisshoulder.)

FemaleStudentA:Excuseme,couldyougiveyourseattothatoldlady?

(BoyAstretchesandcontinuestosleep.FemalestudentsAandBlookateachother.FemalestudentBtapsonBoyA'sshoulder.)

FemaleStudentB:Hey!Canyougiveyourseattothatoldlady?

BoyA:(wakesup)IlinedupfortwentyhoursyesterdaytobuyA-Mei'snewalbum.I'mverytired.I'msorryIcan'tgivemyseattotheoldlady.(continuestosleep)

FemalestudentC:Whatshouldwedo?

FemalestudentB:Let'sasktheotherboy.

BoyB:(getsupsuddenly)Ah!

All:(startled)Ah!

FemalestudentB:Whathappened?

FemalestudentC:Whydidyouscream?

BoyB:Ihadanightmare.Itwasterrible.

FemalestudentB:Excuseme,canyougiveyourseattothatoldlady?

(BoyBfallsasleep.)

FemalestudentA:Hello!IsitOKforyoutomakeroomforthatoldlady?

BoyB:Letmesleep,please.IreadanEnglishnovelallnightlastnightanddidn'tgetanysleep.Canyouletmesleepforawhile?

FemalestudentA:Well,we'vetried.

FemalestudentB:Theyoungmanisreallybrash.

Oldwoman:Thankyou,youngladies!I'mOK!Don'tthinkI'manoldwoman.Iamhealthy.(makesafewkickslikeayoungman)

FemalestudentC:Maybeweworrytoomuch.Theoldlady'sveryhealthy.

(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyandtheoldwomanfallsover.ItmakesBoyAwakeup.)

BoyA:Oh!AreyouOK?

Oldwoman:Oh!Oh!Mywaist!

BoyA:Youcantakemyseat.(helpstheoldwomantotheseat)

FemalestudentC:Hmm.Hejustgothisconscience.

FemalestudentA:Yeah!Iwasjustabouttosaytheygotnomanners.

FemalestudentB:Yeah.Ithoughthewasacold-bloodedanimal.

BoyA:Hey!Watchyourownmanners.I'vegivenhermyseat.I'mreallyverytired.

(AtthistimeBoyBisembarrassed.Hedaresnotcontinuetosleep.)

Oldwoman:Thankyou,youngman.I'moldanduseless.

BoyB:Don'tsaythat.IfI'dgivenyoumyseatearlier,theaccidentwouldn'thavehappened.

(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyagain.BoyAfallsdown.)

SceneTwo:

(TheOldwomanandBoyBsitintheseats.BoyAisstandingbehindthethreegirlsanddrowsing.Thethreegirlscontinuetochat.BoyAisdrowsingcarelesslyandbumpsintoFemalestudentA'sbody.)

FemalestudentA:Oh!Whotouchedme?(turnsherheadaroundandsees

BoyAstandingbehindher)It'syou,right?

BoyA:What?

FemalestudentB:Why?Youdiditintentionally,didn'tyou?

BoyA:Wait.Ididn'tdoanything.

FemalestudentC:Youtouchedherintentionally,right?

BoyA:Hey,I'mnotthatkindofperson.(looksatBoyB)Hey…Isityou?

BoyB:(confusedandshakeshishead)Notme.Iwassleeping.

(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyagain.BoyAbumpsintoFemalestudentAagain.)

FemalestudentA:(angry)Stillsayingitwasn'tyou?Youpig!

BoyA:Ididn'tmeanit.

Oldwoman:Nowadaysboysarenotthesameasthoseinthepast.Boysinthepastwereallverypolite.Nowboysarereckless.

FemalestudentC:Nowwhatdoyouhavetosay?Apologizetoher.Hurry!

BoyA:Alright!Alright!(tofemalestudentA)I'msorry.

(FemalestudentAignoreshimandcontinuestochatwiththeothertwogirls.)

BoyA:It'snotmydaytoday.

BoyB:Gentlemendon'tfightwithwomen.Andshe'snonicewoman.

Oldwoman:Nowadaysgirlsdon'thavegoodtemper.Timereallychanged.

BoyB:Olderpeopleknowmorethanus.

Oldwoman:WhenIwasayoungstudent,Igotlovelettersfrommanymeneveryday.Forthesakeofmanners,Iwentoutwithdifferentmeneveryday.

(BoysAandBdon'tknowwhattosay.Suddenlythebusdriverhitsthebrake.TheoldwomanbumpsintoFemalestudentC'ships.)

FemalestudentC:(surprised)You.....

(TheoldwomanlooksatFemalestudentCandsaysnothing.)

Oldwoman:Youhavenicehips.

FemalestudentB:Ican'tbelievetheoldwomaniscapableofsexualharassment.

FemalestudentC:Maybenowadaysoldpeoplearenotthesameasthoseinthepast.

FemalestudentA:Maybeafterlosingherhusband,shefeelslonely.

FemalestudentB:Ah!Hereweare.Let'sgetoff.

FemalestudentC:We'dbetterstayawayfromthosestrangepeople.

(Femalestudentsgetoffthebus.)

BoyB:Whoarethosestrangepeople?They'rerealstrange.(helpstheoldwoman

up)AreyouO.K.?Thoseyounggirlshavenosympathy.

Oldwoman:(feelsBoyB'shand)Youalsohaveapairofveryfinehands.

BoyB:(startled)What?

BoyA:Thisoldwomanisalsoverystrange.

BoyB:Let'sgo!

Oldwoman:Don'tbeshy,youngman.Ihaveheldsuchkindofhandforalongtime.

(BoyBfreeshimselffromtheoldwoman'shandandgetsoff.)

Oldwoman:(looksatBoyA)You'renice,too.

BoyA:Hmm,good-bye.(getsoff)

求六人英语搞笑短剧,3-5分钟,感激不尽!

英语幽默短剧剧本ThePocketMoney

Scene1(AtSalesman’shome)

N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……Heiscoming!

S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,(展示),Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money……

Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)

First,puttheflouronthetable.

Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)

Nowpress,press……

Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的神情)

Press,press……

Oh,mygod!Nevermind!Justdoit!

Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……

Nowletmecutitintopieces!

另一个

白雪公主与七个小矮人SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs英文短剧本

旁白:Onceuponatime,therewasaqueen.ShehadaprettydaughternamedSnowWhite.Soonafterthechildwasborn,thequeendied.Thequeenmarriedanotherqueen.Thestepmotherwasveryjealous.ShedressedSnowWhiteinragsandforcedhertodothehouseworkalldayandallnight,suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.

白雪:(Sweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.)

皇后:I’mthenewqueen.I’mverybeautiful.yousee.Ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,I’llkillher.Ihaveamagicmirror.IfIwanttoknowsomething,Itwilltellmesurely.Now,mirror,mirror,comehere!

魔镜:Yes,I’mcoming.YourMajesty!Whatdoyouwanttoknow?

皇后:Mirror,mirror,onthewall.Whoisthefairestoftheall?

魔镜:Yes.YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall,Ithink.Butthereisayounglady.Sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasebony.Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanyou.

皇后:Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?Whoisshe?Tellmequickly.

AprilFool'sDay

N:Manyyearsago,onApril1,abodyhadbirth.Hisfathercalledhim"foolman",nobodylikehimexcepthismother.Howtimeflies!

F:Mum,I'meithteenyearsold,soIwillleavethisfamily.

Mum:Allright,butpleaseseemeattimes.Thisisabottleofdrink,apieceofdrybread.Remember:takegoodcareofyourself,bye!

N:Hecametoaforest,andmetanuglyman.

U:Hello!I'mveryhungryandthirsty,couldyougivemesomethingtodrinkandeat,please?

F:Ok,here.

U:Oh,thanksverymuch!Now,Iwillgo.Oh,thisstickisforyou,itwillbringlucktoyou.Goodluck!

N:Thefoolmanreachedarestaurant,thebosshadtwodaughters,theyfoundthestickverybrightly.

D1:Oh,howbeautifulitis!Iwantit,it'sgreat!(上前抓木棒,却被粘在上面)Oh!Dear!Ican'tleaveit!(吃惊地)

D2:Sister,whatareyoudoingthere?Doyouwantthisstickyourself?No,Iwillgetapartofit!Weareparent'sdaughters,Imustgetapartofitlikeyou!(走向木棒)

D1:Don'tcome!Don'tcome!It'sdangerous!

D2:Youcancome,soIcancome,too!(也被粘在木棒上)Oh,mygod!What'swrongwithme?

D1:Whatapity!

N:Foolmandidn'tmindatall,afterthemealhetookthestickleavetherestaurant.Ofcourse,twogirlfollowedhim.Inthefieldtheymetanoldscientist.

S:Oh!Terrible!Youtwogirlsfollowaboy.Howsillyofyou!Iwilltakeyoubackhome,andtaketheboytothepolicestation.(抓stick,也被粘住)Oh!Badluck!Terrible!

N:Afewdayslater,theygottoastrangecountry.Thekinghadadaughter,butsheneversmiledorlaughed.

King:Whocanmakehersmileorlaugh,she'llbehiswife.

F:Letmetry,PerhapsIcan.

N:Thentheywenttoseeher.Shesawfoolmanandhisfriendslaughedandlaughed.

k:Ok,youmakeherlaugh,nowletuslookatyour生辰八字.Whichdayisyourbirthday?

F:April1.转自:

K:Oh!Whatagreatboy!Doyouknowmycountry'sname?Letmetellyou:itcalled"FoolWorld"!Verysuitsyou,right?!

N:Theresultis——Thefollmanlivedhappilywithhiswifeuntiltheydied.Thatiswhywenowhaveaholidaycalled:"AprilFool".

《臭脚的故事》英语话剧剧本

AStoryaboutLoveandStinkyFeet

byDr.SofiaChen陈南妤

超级搞笑,哈哈哈

从前,一个巫婆有一双臭脚,人们都很讨厌.所以,她想找一个人换掉她的双脚.

有一天她来到"香国".她发现,人人都有双香脚.一天王子午睡,巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚.

有一位公主,她总是失眠.虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法,她还不能睡觉.国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿.

最后,他们就发现了一个方法:每当公主无法入睡,她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚,然后她将睡得很好.

最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起.

人物

Ada:Littlegirl

Candy:Queen

Evander:King

Evelyn

Joel:Prince

Rita:Singer/Woman

Yilina:Witch

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Summary

Onceuponatime…Awitchhadapairofstinkyfeet.Theywereverydisgusting.So,shewantedtofindapersontochangeherfeet.

Andonedayshefliedto“FragranceCountry”.Shefoundeveryonetherehadapairoffragrantfeet.Andtheprincehadthemostfragrantpairoffeet.Theprincetookanapandsnoredunderthetree.Atthattime,thewitchexchangedherownstinkyfeetwiththeprince’sfragrantfeet.

Therewasaprincesswhocouldn’tsleepin“BeautyCountry”.Althoughthekingandthequeentriedmanymethods,shestillcouldn’tsleep.Thekingandthequeenwereveryworriedabouttheirdaughter.

Andthen,theydiscoveredaperfectmethodfortheprincesstofallasleep:Whenevertheprincesscouldn’tsleep,sheonlyhadtosmelltheprince’sstinkyfeet,andthenshewouldsleepverywell.Intheend,theprinceandtheprincesslivedhappilytogether.

SCENEI

(Oneafternoon,agirl,Ada,isreadingabook)

Ada:Oh~whataninterestingstory!Onceuponatime…Awitchhadapairofstinkyfeet.Theysmeltworsethanstinkytofu.Theywereverydisgusting.So,shewantedtofindapersontochangeherfeet.

Ada:Andonedayshefliedto“Fragrancecountry”.Shefoundeveryonetherehadapairoffragrantfeet.Andtheprincehadthemostfragrantpairoffeet.Theprincetookanapandsnoredunderthetree.

Witch:(screamingandlaughinganddancing)I’mthemostperfectwitchwhohasbothbeautyandintelligence.Moreandmorepeoplefallformy…my…feet!Ohno,myfeet!I’msuchacharmingwitch,butwhydomyfeetstinksomuch?Everyonefaintswhentheysmellmyfeet.Thesmellofmyfeetcankillmice.Oh,Idon’twanttolive.Iwanttoflyaway!

(FlyingtotheFragrancecountry)

Witch:(Crying)Ihatemyfeet!Ihatemyfeet!(inalowvoice)Ha-ha,what’sthesmell?Itsmellssosweet.(Searching)Oh.Whatahandsomeboy.(Comecloserandtakeadeepbreath)Oh,oh,oh,whydohisfeethavesuchasweetsmell?It’sjustnotfair!(Angrily)Notfair!Look,he’ssleepingandsnoring.Letmeexchangemyfeetwithhis!(Doingmagicandlaughingloudly)Oh,myfeet.Yousmellsosweet!NowI’mreallythemostcharmingwitch.(Flyaway)

Prince:(Asleepanddreaming)Oh!Whatabeautifulgirlyouare!Youaremyonlyone–mydearprincess.

Prince:(Wakeup!)Oh~what’swrong?Whatabadsmell!Theroomsmellsofstinkytofu.Isitmytable?Myhand?Mychair?Myhead?Ormywindow?Ohno!It’smyfeet.Ihaveapairofstinkyfeet.Howdidithappen?(Holdontohishead.)(Runaway)Ican’tbelieveit!

SCENEII

(Theprinceiswalkingandseessomecrowsontheway.)

Prince:Oh~therearemanycrows.

CrowA:Pleasegoaway…

CrowB:Quickly!It’sfullofbadsmellhere.

Crows:Wearegoingtodie,becauseyourfeetaretoodisgusting.

Prince:Oh!Iamsosorry…Myfeetcauseyoumuchtrouble…Sorry~!

(Princecontinuestowalk.Heseessomeflowers.)

Prince:Hum~Iliketheperfumeofflowers.

FlowerA:Oh!Ican’tlivewithoutfreshair.

FlowerB:Keepyourfeetfarawayfromus,please.

Flowers:Yourfeetaretoodisgusting.

Prince:Whydoeseveryonedislikeme?IamsosadandIamsorryformakingyoufeelbad.

(Princecontinuestowalk.)

Prince:WhatcanIdo?Iwantmysweet-smellingfeetback.

(Manystrangersarebuyingfromvendorsontheroad.)

StrangerA:Didyoustepinsomething?Checkyourshoes.

StrangerB:Oh!Don’ttalknonsense.

StrangerC:Iknowwherethatbadsmellcomesfrom.It’shim.

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Prince:Ican’tbelieveit!Mydisgustingfeethavemagicpower!

Queen:Oh!Don’tsaythat!Theyarenotdisgustingatall.Congratulations!Youaregoingtomarrymydeardaughter.

King:Yes!Thisisahappyending.

Ada:Whenevertheprincesscouldn’tsleep,allshehadtodowastosmelltheprince’sstinkyfeet.Andthen,shewouldsleepverywell.Intheend,theprinceandtheprincesslivedhappilytogether.

英语短剧剧本五个人的幽默的带翻译

英语短剧剧本1

ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster

人物:T唐僧S:孙悟空E:猪八戒J:沙僧

B:白骨精B1:B变成的村姑B2:B变成的太婆

B3:B变化成的老头N:哪吒

T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?

S:Bajie,map!

E:(摸出,递给S)

S:Look,master(凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)

T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,noftobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!

E:Oh,master!Forgiveme(伸手拿回)

T:(缩手)I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest

E:But……

T:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?

E:(递)Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.

S:FatPig!

E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….

S:Youwillwhat(凶相)?

E:(软禁)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).

S:Hm!

T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood?

E:Yousee,masterishungry,too!

T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!

J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkegisaway…..

T:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?

S:Noproblem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)

E:Thisis…..?

S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!

T:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!

S:Bye!(走)

T:Let’splaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(变成B1)

B1:(接近三人,望着)CanIjoinyou?

T:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.

B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!

T:Bomb?(打出)

B1:DoubleKing!

T:Oh….Iwin!Em……,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!(准备开电网门)

S:(回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

B1:(倒)Ah……

T:(气愤)Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!

S:Sheisamonster!

T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)

S:Oh,pleasedon’t……

T:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore……youopenthedoor…(泰坦尼克主题曲,走音离谱)

S:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)

T:(呛住,咳)Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!

B:(真身出现)Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(变成太婆)

B2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?

T:Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡)

S:(咬牙切齿)Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2)

E&J:AreyouOk,master?(扶T)

J:Look,(伸食指)howmany?

T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(变成B3)

B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!!(哭喊)

S:I’llkillyou,monster!(打)

T:(想阻止,未及)You,you.....(险些晕,E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives!

S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!

T:Monster?Youarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!!

S:(悲,离去)(音乐,营造“假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》

E:Master,brotherMonkeyis.......

T:Scratch!Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!

B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)

T:(惊)Youare......

B:Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!(E,J去阻斗,被击退)

B:(抓住T)I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha......

S:(悄悄走到B后,打B,B晕)Athousandyearslater.

T:Wukong?

E:Oh,BrotherMonkey!

J:Ourheroisback!

T:I,Ican'tunderstand......Whathappened?

S:Master,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!

T:How,howdidyoufindout?

S:(沉默).......Monkey'sintuition(直觉)

N:Excuseme,whereisthecniminal?

S;Ah......youaretoolate,Nezha!(对T)I'vecalledthepolice.

N:(摇醒B)Youareunderarrest.(出示证件)YouhavetherighttoremainsilentIfyougiveuptheright,anythingyouwillsaycanandwillbeagainstyouinacourtoflaw!(带走B)

T:Wukong(S不理T)Iadmitmymistakethistime(S仍不理)I'msorry(小声)

S:What?

T:I'msorry.

S:Em?Louder,please?

T:I......am......sorry.....(S捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)

T:Let'sgoguys!(歌)

S:Youarecarryingtheluggage,Iamleadingthehorse.

E:Saygoodbyetothesun,Welcomeeveningglow.

J:Sleepingontheground,againwesetoutsetout,againwesetout.

T.S.E.J:Ah......Ah......Sleepingonthegroundagainwesetout.

T:Oneaftertheothertheseasonsgoby,andoheaftertheother,theyeargoon.Youwonderwheretheroadis.Theroadisunderyourfeet.

T.S.E.J:Youuonderwheretheroadis,theroadisunderyourfeet......

(谢幕)